I need a dang gun!!! line em up in my sites and BANG BANG!

those raccoons, the whole freaking family, are like mini fat masked eyed elephant chattering punk RATS! even a pellet gun to pop them in their big fat slow waddling butts and get them off my front porch would do. next thing you know they'll be opening the front door saying, "honey we are home, what's for dinner."

dang coons!