Ok.

I just saw a cow stuck between two trees that seem almost ajoined at their bases and flair apart as they reach for the sky.. Said cow is wedged hip deep, her hip bones preventing her from moving forward and her rib cage preventing her from reversing out. She'll actually have to pop a wheely to reverse out or throw those hind legs up elevating her hips and fall forward to escape I suppose. Definitely a predicament that will kill her if she doesn't find a solution. There has gotta be a metaphor screaming in that to get out. I just can't see it yet. Didn't know whether to laugh or feel bad for miss cow.