wrestling with god, gravity and blame!

ok so you helped me get these two up without my flesh going squish squash maimed or dead...

I mean, I like being a girl and all, but couldn't you have given me a bit more strength...

really!!! sheesh...

pleeeaasse help it magically lift up because after dropping and rolling it my chica muscles are spent...

pleeeaasse with the most sincerest of whines!! and really we desperately needed the rain but what's up with the invention of these leg biting creatures! oh whine double whine. and fix my attitude while you are waving that magic wand (and i hope its not really the rod of correction. smite that!)